Anthony Watts points out at his blog something more terrifying than finding out your New Year’s Eve designated driver is a Kennedy: Billions of people could die tonight.
As evidence, here’s an article from The Canadian that first appeared on January 8, 2007:
The science is settled… Gorebots are nuts.
Happy New Year to all of you who were lucky enough to somehow survive the great global warming induced pre-2012 semi-extinction of mankind!